How do you know when your butt smells?

OK, I know this is really different maybe even GROSS! But WHF!!! How can you not know? I mean if you was a baby that would be different. Right?

Now this poor mamma, I am sure she would know better than to leave Winnie the Poo hiding in her drawers ... Right? Right? You would think that Thelma walking next to her friend would say ... "Hey Louisa? Girl friend you smell not so fresh chica, Did you wash this morning? Where did these flies come from?" "How do you know I didn't wash today Thelma? I did a quick in and out this morning. Why?"

I don't know about you but I don't want to go to Louisa's house for dinner! Does she wash her hands after digging? Ha! Ha! Ha! WTF??????

Life Goes On.

WOW! this weather is sure mimicking my feelings the past couple days. It wants to rain, it rains a bit, It stops. Just rain and get it over. We need the rain to clense the earth and replenish the underground rivers and the above ground lakes and for it to snow in the mountains. It's chilly, gray and dismal. Very unlike this kind of weather we had in Iowa. Durring the rainy weather there it would be so bleak and dreary that people commited suicide. Between being caught in the recession and not working ... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
My youngest daughter was pregnant, she had been having troubles from the beginning with excessive bleeding and then being on bed rest before going back to work, being the sole bread winner of her little family was not easy on her. I said she "was" because she called her sister last night to tell us that her membrane had ruptured and she was heading to the hospital, She called again this morning to tell me that she had given birth to a little girl. The wee one of coarse didn't make it. She said the baby had a heart beat last night but was stillborn this morning. She was only four months along in her pregnancy. I was about to start a baby afghan for her child to be. But now I think I need to make her a comfortghan instead. Maybe one that has a baby girl afghan in the center and darker colors surrounding. OK, lets think cheery thoughts and plan a nice afghan or maybe a beautiful shawl that she can wrap around herself in and make plans for the future.

Don't ever question the bravery of this soldier......

OMG!!!!

What was she thinking?

I don't mean to be mean .... but! WTF!

DANCE

Will you dance with me?

READ THIS VERY SLOWLY..... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to de part from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word 'refrigeration' mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched ' Jeopardy ' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, 'How about going to lunch in a half hour?' She would gas up and stammer, 'I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain.' And my personal favorite: 'It's Monday.' She died a few years ago. We never did have lunch together. Because We Americans cram so much into our lives, we tend to schedule our headaches. We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to ourselves when all the conditions are perfect! We'll go back and visit the grandparents when we get Steve toilet-trained. We'll entertain when we replace the living-room carpet... We'll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of college. Life has a way of accelerating as we get older. The days get shorter, and the list of promises to ourselves gets longer. One morning, we awaken, and all we have to show for our lives is a litany of 'I'm going to,' 'I plan on,' and 'Someday, when things are settled down a bit.' When anyone calls my 'seize the moment' friend, she is open to adventure and available for trips. She keeps an open mind on new ideas. Her enthusiasm for life is contagious. You talk with her for five minutes, and you're ready to trade your bad feet for a pair of Roller blades and skip an elevator for a bungee cord.. My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years. I love ice cream. It's just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach with a spatula and eliminate the digestive process The other day, I stopped the car and bought a triple-Decker. If my car had hit an iceberg on the way home, I would have died happy. Now...go on and have a nice day. Do something you WANT to......not something on your SHOULD DO list. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? Make sure you read this to the end; you will understand why I am writing this to you. Have you ever watched kids playing on a merry go round or listened to the rain lapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight or gazed at the sun into the fading night? Do you run through each day on the fly? When you ask ' How are you?' Do you hear the reply? When the day is done, do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? Ever told your child, 'We'll do it tomorrow.' And in your haste, not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch? Let a good friendship die? Just call to say 'Hi? When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift....Thrown away..... Life is not a race Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over. It's National Friendship Week.. Show your friends and Knitting Buddies how much you care. Copy and send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. To those that read this... I cherish our friendship and appreciate all you do. 'Life may not be the party we hoped for... but while we are here we might as well dance!

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .
2 .. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder .
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes .
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the- room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up .
18 Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .
24 .. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26 .. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music .
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few. And if you don't haqve friends, Join a Knitting Group!!!

Are You Bored?

Are You Bored?

Here are a couple of games you might like to play. My brother sends me these games, why he thinks I would want to play them I don't know ... they are kind of fun. if not stupid. It's something to do when you have nothing better to do..... like knit?


http://thedogpaddler.com/RandomUploads/Ball/ball.htm


Click here: Ball


http://majman.net/fly_loader.html


Click here: :::: fly swatter ::::

Pathfinder Control

Click here: http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

THINK YOU CAN FLY A HELICOPTER?

Read directions first before you start...
You must hold the left mouse button down to go up... release to go down...
Some people have worn their finger out on this...
If you are working for a living, do not forward to your co-workers...
The rest of the day will be useless to the company...
Think you can fly a helicopter?
Click on the link below and give it a whirl!
Click on: Fly a helicopter

Such A Cute Baby!!

Isn't this just the cutest baby picture? Baby looks a little Chinky, but he isn't. This baby was a

10 lb bundle of hunger! Rumer has it he put his mommy in the nut ward at Bellvue Hospital in New York. Don't babies that big come pottie trained? They should.